Slogan Parodies Starting with "S"

State Farm- "Like a weird stalker, State Farm is there!
Subway- "Zombies, eat flesh!"
Skittles- "Taste the processing!"
Starbursts- "Isn't life sucky?"
Snicker's- "Don't let Slenderman happen to you."
Sprite- "Obey your overlords."
Sears- "Let the good times disappear."
LifeAlert- "Help, I've fallen off a cliff and can't get up!"

(I know LifeAlert doesn't start with a "S", but it was too funny to resist.)