Cheese

I found an interesting site about CHEESE! You should check it out. After all, you wouldn't want to miss a whole site dedicated to various cheeses. Here's the link. http://cheese.com/ Hopefully it's gouda!
(I know that was very cheesy.)

Ask Me Anything

I feel like solving problems. Namely, the ones which aren't mine. Especially those. Whatever question you have, ask me. Why is Santorini's capital Fira right next to a giant cliff? What is dark energy? Does my brother have head lice? Who is Georgia O'Keefe? Ask me, ask me, ASK ME!

Slogan Parodies Starting with "S"

State Farm- "Like a weird stalker, State Farm is there!
Subway- "Zombies, eat flesh!"
Skittles- "Taste the processing!"
Starbursts- "Isn't life sucky?"
Snicker's- "Don't let Slenderman happen to you."
Sprite- "Obey your overlords."
Sears- "Let the good times disappear."
LifeAlert- "Help, I've fallen off a cliff and can't get up!"

(I know LifeAlert doesn't start with a "S", but it was too funny to resist.)