Mystery Novel?

I might be writing a supernatural mystery novel soon, as I promised N. All I can tell you, it will take place in east Winaught, outside of Ma, there will be two cats or more (one will be a Manx and one will be a Maine Coon), there will be three sides, one goodish, one evil, and one moderate, good won't win (a special request by GM), and N will be evil. If you would like to be included in the large cast of characters (most of which will die) of between 20 and 30. All characters are slighty stereotyped versions of yourselves, which I will stereotype myself, along with help from assistants. Please, if you would like to sign up, comment below! But be sure to provide a description of yourself if I do not know you in real life.

Blog Revival?!

I'm planning a giant blog revival, with guess what?! Man, you guessed correctly, you're too good at this! But anyway, there will be at least 4 posts per week! Yes, per week. Yes, you guessed that. Oh, you guessed taco enchiladas? I would like that, but that's bad for anyone's stomach. Now we can all celebrate! And also, I might get an Ad Sense account over the holidays to augment my recent abundance of views. Recent abundance, you ask? Well, about four days before the writing of this post, I had 26 blog views in one day! So let's get they number even higher so I can have change in my pocket soon!

Birthday Ticker

I added a birthday ticker on the home page! Now that's 2 pages updated! Expect more to come, but the music will stay on the pages I update unless I disapprove of such measures!

New Game!

I've added one of my favorite games to my site: Dummy Never Fails! Enjoy it in the Games Section!

Random Noises

I have some random noises I would like to try to make my catch-noise or whatever. Please, help me decide. The poll is open 'til 11/13/13 at 8:00 P.M.. Also known as Wednesday the 13th.

Hrfledrfehrfn
Hrflnr (Also the name I use any any fake pharmaceutical drug for any fake disease or mental condition)
Belemember
Orpadorpp
Oolite (A type of limestone)
Hyattah
Hrlidie Enn (Me trying to say Holiday Inn when I'm sleepy on long car trips, or more accurately, that one time when I was six)
Yorll juestch klieds (Inside joke)
Armadaffan
Bielienieinin
Jorktsky

Pokemon X

Ugh! Grace preordered Pokemon Y and now she has it! And she plans to destroy Fairy Pokemon with her Dragon/Poison-type Pokemon! I cannot let her win! I must have Pokemon X and use its power to foil her malicious plans! The Dragon-type expert must fall to me, now or never! But, I don't have Pokemon X, or a 3DS. Fairies shall rule all soon!

Ruining GM's Life

Okay, time to explain my picture. So, I chased GM around in Mr. Conley's room after school. Pinned her down, chased her again, and that repeated for a while. After I stopped, Minh and I convinced her we would be taking a normal picture or her and showed her normal camera which I would be taking her picture with. Unbeknownst to her, you can upload photos to Fat Booth, so she attacked me after she found out, but she didn't have her claws back then, so I just pushed her head away. And I will post another good friend for your viewing pleasure. That is all. Carry on.

Scientific Silence

Scientists say 89% of people will believe anything with the words "scientists say" in front of it. Just thought I might tell you. But also, I will not be posting for a while due to an extended video game playing period that'll last until Saturday or Sunday. Yep. That is all. Game on!

Organization

Apparently, I am the only person who organizes his/her/its Google Drive with folders. Everyone else's are jumbled lines of random papers, graphs, and pictures. What a mess! Organization goes a long way, kids. Try this at home, kids! Eat your vegetables, kids. Kids, kids, kids! (Really, try this at home/school/your work/etc., because it really does work miracles. And you can find what you need to instead or sorting through countless lines of garbled titles of documents and pictures.)

Names?

I was bored, so here's some fantasy names I made. (Expect updates for days)

Clesëon
Popin
Thesilion
Nida
Cambione
Lisshan
Xi'fan
Elassa
Findorin
Jerulen
Yaar'fl
Ospurim
Sylvein
Koraluro
Xinter
Chrasmi
Andorfin
Quewery

Dance Craze

I've created a new dance craze in QuizBowl. Whenever you know the answer, but aren't on a team, you jump up from your squatting position, and flail your arms around wildly, high-five when you knew the correct answer. Otherwise you just go, "Oh," and look defeated. Repeat until you tire, are told to stop, or are on a team. So fun. By the way, it's called the Potty Dance, because you look like you're having an emergency. That kind of emergency. And since it's in italics, so you know it's urgent. Hehehe.

Ming Lay

This post will have a picture of my Ming Lay "Stained" "Glass" "Window" after I find a suitable computer with a camera so I can take a picture. In the meantime, enjoy this music from a game I play that GM and RF don't like. GM hates it almost as much as she hates Fairy Pokemon. Sheesh. Also, don't forget to vote on my poll to the right! As I said before, enjoy!

88 Viewers from Russia?!

Apparently I'm liked internationally. See below. Disclaimer: These views are of all time.
United States                                                                         655
Russia                                                                                    88
Germany                                                                                 41
India                                                                                       14
Latvia                                                                                      13
Paraguay                                                                                  9
Pakistan                                                                                   8
Indonesia                                                                                  7
Belgium                                                                                    5
Canada                                                                                     5

5 Days

For 5 days I have had enough page views to topple the 5 view mark! What an accolade! That is all. Carry on.

Children of the of Corn (Maze)

Hello again, fellow nerds and Callie. I have decided to post again to continue to get page views. Only 20 a month is maddening. So I will post pictures of past Mid-South Corn Mazes. It's a maze of corn. And wild corn is called maize. Pun possibly intended. Hopefully, all of the readers (sans Callie) and I will enjoy a nice walk through the current "Haunted" Corn Maze. Here are past Mazes:

11% Done!

That's right! I'm 11% done with Python! Too bad GM is at 26% as of yesterday at 3:45 P.M.. Just a status update to collect page views, bump this blog, and you'll receive a free toaster with this temporary offer. You'll also be receiving a new hairdryer if you actually care! But seriously, actually use the feelings on the bottom of each post, show the blog to your friends, and comment on the posts. Buy today!

Codecademy

Yes, that's correct spelling and capitalization. Codecademy (http://www.codecademy.com/) is a website where you learn how to program, from Python to Java! GM started a month ago, and thanks to her, I'm considering joining! This, if you are in the know, is for the upcoming Winaught game, in which I will appear (And by upcoming I mean eventually coming in the distant future)! In fact, I'll start right now! Wish me luck (I command you to)!

Birthdays!

This blogs birthday was August 8. We missed it. Hopefully this does not happen again. but on the bright side, the WhyNot2000 blog and I will see if we can celebrate both of our blogs' missing birthdays! What a treat! Our schedule might change slightly, but I'll keep you updated! Meanwhile, enjoy this Harry Potter picture.

Yu-Gi-Oh and Joseph Birdsong Obsession

Wow. What a year. I've gone from an annoying introvert to a... I don't really think I changed that much really. But, I am now obsessed with Yu-Gi-Oh and Joseph Birdsong.
              
              Let's start with the former. My friend, Ellena, also known as Zen Michaelis, brought out a deck in aftercare in late April. I studied her deck and the guide, and recently bought my own. I beat her on my first try. And I've lost only once, to Stephanie Wang, who I beat immediately afterwards. Nowadays I see Yu-Gi-Oh-themed memes and posters on Google+ and enjoy the original series, while fanboying over Yugi.

              Joseph Birdsong was discovered by me on my biyearly trip to my maternal grandparents house in the Appalachian Mountains during Winter Break. On New Years Eve, I enjoyed staring at my computer screen at an annoying, gay, high-pitched Gollum-like person ramble on about strange fandoms and the song "Fergalicious". I still enjoy his hilarious and idiotic vlogs today, and am currently waiting for his next one, which is overdue by three days so far.

Business Ideas?

I'm thinking of starting a business. While I make enough money with allowance from chores, I want more money (Greedy me!). What should I do for my business? Landscaping? Watch selling? Potato farming? Say so in the comments below!

Emoticons

Emoticons have taken over everyday speech. Ever look at a text conversation with your friend and didn't see an emoticon? These little things have spread around the world, evolving into new forms. An example is how :l is turning into '_'. And hopefully, like the true evolving animals we are, we will evolve a different way of communicating feelings and emotions. And one day the emoticon will go extinct, like the floppy disk and the VHS tape before it.

Why Not Both?

I don't get why people fight over both Xbox or PlayStation  Just choose one already! And be done with it! Just be happy with your decision and not argue with others! Or try to make a PlayBox, or a XStation. See below.

How About X?

What about X? It has only a few words. And those words are useless. I probably haven't even used the letter in about a month! Why not ban it, too? No X's!

C. Bleh.

C is an absolutely useless letter. It has two pronunciations, both of which are used by another letter. K and S can take over all of its uses. Now, I will try to use them in plase of C. I am Konnor. I am a human male on the planet of Earth, with an annoying sister named Kallie. We are Kaukasian and 13 and 11, respektively. Quite hard, isn't it. Why not trying to use them in plase of the letter C? Just try, it wouldn't be very khallenging, would it? Khekk out the poll on the side!

Bla Bla Moving Bla Bla

I'm moving. But not to Mars or someplace like that. Just to a new house. On Earth, mind you. But in the mean time, enjoy this nice music.

(By the way, not my video, characters, but this is my blog)