Business Ideas?

I'm thinking of starting a business. While I make enough money with allowance from chores, I want more money (Greedy me!). What should I do for my business? Landscaping? Watch selling? Potato farming? Say so in the comments below!

Emoticons

Emoticons have taken over everyday speech. Ever look at a text conversation with your friend and didn't see an emoticon? These little things have spread around the world, evolving into new forms. An example is how :l is turning into '_'. And hopefully, like the true evolving animals we are, we will evolve a different way of communicating feelings and emotions. And one day the emoticon will go extinct, like the floppy disk and the VHS tape before it.

Why Not Both?

I don't get why people fight over both Xbox or PlayStation  Just choose one already! And be done with it! Just be happy with your decision and not argue with others! Or try to make a PlayBox, or a XStation. See below.

How About X?

What about X? It has only a few words. And those words are useless. I probably haven't even used the letter in about a month! Why not ban it, too? No X's!

C. Bleh.

C is an absolutely useless letter. It has two pronunciations, both of which are used by another letter. K and S can take over all of its uses. Now, I will try to use them in plase of C. I am Konnor. I am a human male on the planet of Earth, with an annoying sister named Kallie. We are Kaukasian and 13 and 11, respektively. Quite hard, isn't it. Why not trying to use them in plase of the letter C? Just try, it wouldn't be very khallenging, would it? Khekk out the poll on the side!

Bla Bla Moving Bla Bla

I'm moving. But not to Mars or someplace like that. Just to a new house. On Earth, mind you. But in the mean time, enjoy this nice music.

(By the way, not my video, characters, but this is my blog)

Cheese

I found an interesting site about CHEESE! You should check it out. After all, you wouldn't want to miss a whole site dedicated to various cheeses. Here's the link. http://cheese.com/ Hopefully it's gouda!
(I know that was very cheesy.)

Ask Me Anything

I feel like solving problems. Namely, the ones which aren't mine. Especially those. Whatever question you have, ask me. Why is Santorini's capital Fira right next to a giant cliff? What is dark energy? Does my brother have head lice? Who is Georgia O'Keefe? Ask me, ask me, ASK ME!

Slogan Parodies Starting with "S"

State Farm- "Like a weird stalker, State Farm is there!
Subway- "Zombies, eat flesh!"
Skittles- "Taste the processing!"
Starbursts- "Isn't life sucky?"
Snicker's- "Don't let Slenderman happen to you."
Sprite- "Obey your overlords."
Sears- "Let the good times disappear."
LifeAlert- "Help, I've fallen off a cliff and can't get up!"

(I know LifeAlert doesn't start with a "S", but it was too funny to resist.)

Parallel Universes

   Sorry about the wait! I have been looking into universe switching, and found some cliches. Different timelines to be specific. Every choice spawns multiple universes, such as whether to have a lot of mayo on that sandwich, or maybe just a little, or maybe none. It's hard to predict which universe you'll end up in. Who knows?! You could end up in maybe a post-apocalyptic world rule by mutant crab-dogs or even one resembling the Hunger Games! It's impossible to safely traverse the multiverse, and never will be. Take heed from your homeroom's resident nerd. "Traveling through dimensions is like strapping yourself into a rack. Bloody."