Children of the of Corn (Maze)

Hello again, fellow nerds and Callie. I have decided to post again to continue to get page views. Only 20 a month is maddening. So I will post pictures of past Mid-South Corn Mazes. It's a maze of corn. And wild corn is called maize. Pun possibly intended. Hopefully, all of the readers (sans Callie) and I will enjoy a nice walk through the current "Haunted" Corn Maze. Here are past Mazes:

11% Done!

That's right! I'm 11% done with Python! Too bad GM is at 26% as of yesterday at 3:45 P.M.. Just a status update to collect page views, bump this blog, and you'll receive a free toaster with this temporary offer. You'll also be receiving a new hairdryer if you actually care! But seriously, actually use the feelings on the bottom of each post, show the blog to your friends, and comment on the posts. Buy today!

Codecademy

Yes, that's correct spelling and capitalization. Codecademy (http://www.codecademy.com/) is a website where you learn how to program, from Python to Java! GM started a month ago, and thanks to her, I'm considering joining! This, if you are in the know, is for the upcoming Winaught game, in which I will appear (And by upcoming I mean eventually coming in the distant future)! In fact, I'll start right now! Wish me luck (I command you to)!

Birthdays!

This blogs birthday was August 8. We missed it. Hopefully this does not happen again. but on the bright side, the WhyNot2000 blog and I will see if we can celebrate both of our blogs' missing birthdays! What a treat! Our schedule might change slightly, but I'll keep you updated! Meanwhile, enjoy this Harry Potter picture.

Yu-Gi-Oh and Joseph Birdsong Obsession

Wow. What a year. I've gone from an annoying introvert to a... I don't really think I changed that much really. But, I am now obsessed with Yu-Gi-Oh and Joseph Birdsong.
              
              Let's start with the former. My friend, Ellena, also known as Zen Michaelis, brought out a deck in aftercare in late April. I studied her deck and the guide, and recently bought my own. I beat her on my first try. And I've lost only once, to Stephanie Wang, who I beat immediately afterwards. Nowadays I see Yu-Gi-Oh-themed memes and posters on Google+ and enjoy the original series, while fanboying over Yugi.

              Joseph Birdsong was discovered by me on my biyearly trip to my maternal grandparents house in the Appalachian Mountains during Winter Break. On New Years Eve, I enjoyed staring at my computer screen at an annoying, gay, high-pitched Gollum-like person ramble on about strange fandoms and the song "Fergalicious". I still enjoy his hilarious and idiotic vlogs today, and am currently waiting for his next one, which is overdue by three days so far.

Business Ideas?

I'm thinking of starting a business. While I make enough money with allowance from chores, I want more money (Greedy me!). What should I do for my business? Landscaping? Watch selling? Potato farming? Say so in the comments below!

Emoticons

Emoticons have taken over everyday speech. Ever look at a text conversation with your friend and didn't see an emoticon? These little things have spread around the world, evolving into new forms. An example is how :l is turning into '_'. And hopefully, like the true evolving animals we are, we will evolve a different way of communicating feelings and emotions. And one day the emoticon will go extinct, like the floppy disk and the VHS tape before it.

Why Not Both?

I don't get why people fight over both Xbox or PlayStation  Just choose one already! And be done with it! Just be happy with your decision and not argue with others! Or try to make a PlayBox, or a XStation. See below.

How About X?

What about X? It has only a few words. And those words are useless. I probably haven't even used the letter in about a month! Why not ban it, too? No X's!

C. Bleh.

C is an absolutely useless letter. It has two pronunciations, both of which are used by another letter. K and S can take over all of its uses. Now, I will try to use them in plase of C. I am Konnor. I am a human male on the planet of Earth, with an annoying sister named Kallie. We are Kaukasian and 13 and 11, respektively. Quite hard, isn't it. Why not trying to use them in plase of the letter C? Just try, it wouldn't be very khallenging, would it? Khekk out the poll on the side!